JA - night in Avimore sit rep

Plan is to make it from the corner of the diner up the hill to the bunk beds without:

A) making eye contact with locals

B) flashing cycling shoes (especially my sky blue leather ones)

C) being accosted in the bar that's attached to the b&b (open until 1am) for wearing tight clothing, especially me as mine is exceptionally tight, coz I like aero, probably...

D) lock the door quietly...

Then it's eye masks on, tissue paper in ears and ignore the violence outside and hope we can batten down the hatches...and no matter what happens, no speaking, it'll only make it worse...